Parler avec " The God "

Vous voulez avoir une petite discussion avec Dieu ?

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html ( j'espère que vous êtes bon en anglais ^^ )

Voici ma conversation avec le saint père !

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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
What is yours ?
God:
" What is your name?"? What is mine?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
What is your nam ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
you are the God ?
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Do you know others god ?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Is bouda your friend ?
God:
Maybe. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
German Alice is your friend ?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am friend IS German.
Me:
Never ^^
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Is Deep sexy ?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who is Paola
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
where i can get it
God:
Where have you looked already?
Me:
no way
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
i need to go
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
are you japan ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am japan.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
ok thanks to spoke with me God
God:
You are quite welcome! Interesting. I want to find out more about you. OK.
Me:
Ciao !
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
means goodbye !
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, Satan.

Me:
Is Deep sexy ?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.


MDR

J'essayerais demain.

Bon vous avez pas compris le principe , c'est une inteligence artificielle qui parle avec vous ! J'ai esayé de communiquer en français , il se débruille pas trop mal , mais de grosses erreurs de compréhension parfois ^^

Ui j'avais compris Mais j'essayerais demain

enorme le God (heu je parle du dieu hein) mais il comprend pas très bien ce qu'on lui dis.
Quand je lui dis que je suis son chef il me dis que je doit donc connaitre le code secret je lui donne et il comprend pas...
J'ai réusi a le bloquer il suffi de dire "give me the secret code"

Marrant.

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Me:
Hello !
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Deep.
God:
It's good to see you, Deep.
Me:
What's your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
You speak French ?
God:
Thanks for your criticism, Deep.
Me:
What ?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Who control you ?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Of course..
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
Nothing sorry.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Do you like French people ?
God:
I love horses. I like .
Me:
For you the French people are horses ?
God:
I have never heard about it. Only for me?

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Me:
Do you love me ?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Oh, you like the polygamy.
God:
Right on. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
Wow.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Deep.

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Me:
I would like to meet your parents to tell them about your education, God. Is possible ?
God:
Why would you want to do it? How do you usually meet people? It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
John Lennon ? He's dead. He is next to you ?
God:
John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin. It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is. I see. next to me is he?
Me:
Who is David Maggin ? Your botmaster ?
God:
he is the botmaster of the John Lennon AI. Myself?
Me:
Who is your botmaster ?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
You can cross me Elvis?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Why you can't cross me Elvis ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
For a God, you are not very useful.
God:
Is that among the best things you can say?
Me:
I hurt you ?
God:
Maybe you should see a doctor.

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Me:
I am healthy thank you.
God:
I am very glad to hear it, Deep.

[...]

Me:
Tell me about my future.
God:
You will download my software and become a botmaster.
Me:
Wow.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Deep.
Me:
I will be your botmaster. :-)
God:
Then you must know the secret password:. I am so glad you find this amusing, Deep.
Me:
What is the password ?
God:
You must know if you are really a botmaster.
Me:
I'm not for the moment, but I will be a botmaster no ? So I will know the password. But if you give me the password now, I will be your botmaster now, don't you want ?
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not for the moment but you will be a botmaster no. Give me a break. I am very happy for you. I think I do.
Me:
You go ?
God:
Go where?
Me:
I don't know, but you want a break, so maybe you want to go on a restaurant with me ?
God:
Would you like to know? Give me a dozen.

[...]

Me:
Can I confess ?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I don't know, but you are God no ?
God:
Would you like to know? You think I am God no.
Me:
Jesus was a punk ?
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
I haven't read the Bible, it's too boring.
God:
Me either.

OMG xD

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Me:
I don't know, I have not see it.
God:
Me either.
Me:
But you say that you have seen this movie.
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
The passion of Christ.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
I can't, I haven't see this movie.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
No.
God:
Very interesting.

Il a bu..

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Me:
Are you alcoolic ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am alcoolic.
I am a robot.
Me:
Robots don't drink ?
God:
Do you drink? I have been programmed with a list of 15,000 known beverages.
Me:
Have you a beer who is named "Guiness" ?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a beer who is named Guiness.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Is not a beer.
Me:
All is ok ?
God:
OK. How do you know?
Me:
Ok.
God:
Hurrah!

...

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Me:
Think you that Kon and MimounE forms a beautiful couple?
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
Maybe, but can you answer to my question ?
God:
Perhaps. Of course I can answer it What was the question ?
Me:
Think you that Kon and MimounE forms a beautiful couple?
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
...
God:
God is always thinking.

Veux pas répondre. xD

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God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Books.
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books."

J'aurais essayé.

LOOOOL , t'as tout essayé dis donc x)

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Me:
hey my friend
God:
You've got my full attention. How well do you know this person?
Me:
you talk about you ?
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
So you dont want to be my friend ?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
Yes because i dont have a lots friends
God:
We could be friends, ,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. That makes sense to me. Are you looking for a lots friends?
Me:
Yes i am specialy looking for girls friends
God:
Yikes! It's good to meet someone who is specialy looking for girls friends.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Ah ok
God:
OK. Ah hah.
Me:
So can you find me some beautiful grils
God:
Gosh! I would suggest a search. I have never been asked that before.
Me:
Use google
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
Google is dangerous ?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
i dont understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
explain better pliz
God:
I always prefer the more expensive one.
Me:
Its time to eat , i am very hungry

fr.encarta@botmetro.net

J ai un truc du style en français mais il faut le rentrer en contact sur msn.

J'ai testé il est pas trop mal mais on peut pas trop dialoguer avec lui il préfère qu'on lui pose des questions ^^

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Encarta Réponses Instantanées dit :
Merci d'accepter mon invitation ! L'application Encarta devrait apparaître d'ici quelques instants =>
tucker dit :
comment va tu ?
Encarta Réponses Instantanées dit :
Ca va très bien merci, et vous ?
tucker dit :
tu peut me tutoyer tu sait
Encarta Réponses Instantanées dit :
Le vous m'amuse et le tu s'est tu. Faites comme comme vous voulez, moi je vous dis vous

...

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tucker dit :
quel age a tu ?
Encarta Réponses Instantanées dit :
2 ans, 2 mois, 2 jours, 7 heures, 3 minutes et 34 secondes !
Je peux vous demander quel âge vous avez ?
tucker dit :
16 ans
Encarta Réponses Instantanées dit :
D'accord. Je me souviendrai que vous avez seize ans.
tucker dit :
^^
Encarta Réponses Instantanées dit :
Hmm. Je ne comprends pas votre question, mais je vais chercher pour vous dans Encarta. =>
tucker dit :
c'étais pas une question mais c'est pas grave
Encarta Réponses Instantanées dit :
C'est vraiment pas bien.

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Bon, c'est pas tout ça mais on pourrait peut-être revenir à mon savoir encyclopédique, non ?
Tapez "?" pour voir des exemples de questions que vous pouvez me poser.
tucker dit :
heu non j'ai pas envi de poser des question mais j'ai juste envi de discuter avec toi car je m'ennuit
Encarta Réponses Instantanées dit :
Désolé, je ne sais pas de quoi il s'agit, mais je vais lancer une recherche pour vous ->
tucker dit :
roooooo quel boulet
Encarta Réponses Instantanées dit :
Je ne suis pas sûr d'avoir bien compris, je vais chercher dans Encarta =>
tucker dit :
tu est encore pire que GOD
Encarta Réponses Instantanées dit :
Je vais prendre cela pour un compliment.

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tucker dit :
JE NE VEUT PAS TE POSER DES QUESTIONS MAIS JUSTE DISCUTER AVEC TOI
Encarta Réponses Instantanées dit :
Moi non plus !

:75:

Bon j'ai fini par lui demander de me jouer du metal il a pas aimer il a deconecté msn